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by Aoife Mannix
I don’t want a black umbrella
or a blue umbrella or a red umbrella
or even an umbrella with fancy letters,
I want a super hero umbrella that can help me fly,
for I don’t mind rain, but I do dislike pain,
and if that big fat bully comes near me again,
I want an umbrella with a hydraulic pump
that can shoot water so hard and so fast
it’ll knock him right on to his big fat ass,
and he’s sitting in a big fat puddle,
I want an umbrella that’ll get me out of there
on the double.
No I don’t want a black umbrella
or a blue umbrella or a red umbrella,
I want a superdoper fabalucia extra ella
special magic flying umbrella.
